I know it stinks

why is it you can endure your own fart or stinky poo but not others'?
is yours any less smelly?

What's your worst toilet nightmare?

- the cubicle you're in runs out of toilet roll
- the flush system doesn't work and you have a pool of poo resting in the bowl
- there's no water to wash your hands
- the toilet stinks badly
- you bring your phone with you to poo - in the office toilet - and suddenly, your phone rings

I guess I've created quite a nightmare for my fellow female colleagues - especially to ONE of them.

As there's no proper ventilation in the toilet, smell lingers for awhile before it dissipates.
And so one day, I was doing some 'business' in one of the toilet cubes when someone came in.
Though I've been flushing as I go, it wouldn't get rid of the smell completely.
This poor woman came in and went straight to a cube.
Soon, she started breathing heavily as if she was suffocating. LOL!
She quickly got out of the cube, washed her hands, and in revenge, sprayed a whole lot of fragrance before she left.
Those fragrance left me dizzy in my cube as it was just too much.

Few days later, the same sequence of events happened. Hahaha!
I knew it was the same woman from her coughing sound.
She must be so pissed that she sprayed more and more.
When she walked pass my cube, I could only see her red shirt.
Couldn't figure out who it was.

The way she sprays the fragrance is as if she wanted to kill me with it and she could be screaming "YOUR POO STINKS" in her lungs.

I know it stinks but it's not within my control, right?

Since then, to prevent her from killing me with the spray, I take the spray with me into the cubicle before I do my business.

So far the situation where she comes into the toilet and couldn't find the spray hasn't occurred yet. I wonder when it happens, would she come and tear my door down or she'd suffocate and collapse in the toilet?

Hehehehe.