Monday, 21 September 2015

monday joke

if the heart is good, everything else follows

Admin: I'm planning to go get Botox for my face.
Staff: Hey?
Admin: I say I'm planning to get Botox for my face, so I don't look angry all the time.
Staff: Oh, you sure it helps?
Admin: Yeh, I'll ask them. Maybe do it around here. (pointing at face)
Manager: You rather look 'surprised' than angry? Hahaha...
Admin: Ya I don't mind looking surprised at all, or stone-faced. Just not angry.
Everyone in the neighbouring cubes: *pretend it's not funny, don't laugh please*

Once a victim of her uncontrolled temper, I wished I had the courage to go tell her, 'It's not your face which is angry. You're just angry in general.'

Botox won't help.
It all comes from the heart.

Quote by Roald Rahl:

“If a person has ugly thoughts, it begins to show on the face. And when that person has ugly thoughts every day, every week, every year, the face gets uglier and uglier until you can hardly bear to look at it.

A person who has good thoughts cannot ever be ugly. You can have a wonky nose and a crooked mouth and a double chin and stick-out teeth, but if you have good thoughts it will shine out of your face like sunbeams and you will always look lovely.”

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